Kandace's Shack!

Welcome to my little shack on the web. My name is Kandace,but almost all the pimps and johns on the street know me by my nickname,Codename: Crackmonkey! If you are ever in town,come over to my shack and bring your spare change with you. I'm cheaper than a gumball machine (but not as sweet tasting).

Sorry, African-American males need not apply for this coochie! It's a cracker thing you wouldn't understand.

Well, I have to go now...I need to drive my dad to his clan meeting and I'm taking Bradley to Toys R Us to pick out a new Barbie doll (his reward for making 10th place in the Special Olympic's tryout race). But please come back soon...I get lonely in my roach infested ghetto! *sniff*

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Proud member of the Omega Mu fraternity!

Here I am with some of my fraternity sisters. I'm the one on the bottom row,right corner...next to the funky black sista with the helmut!

New to The Shack!

My Florida Vacation!
Me,Naked in the Woods!

Kandace's Hangouts!
Surf the net with me but bring a BIG surfboard!

Bradley's Dad of the Week!
Every week...a new dad!

My Best Friend!
Meet my best friend...she's the small one!

My Stepdad!
Meet the greasy bastard!

My Dad!
Meet the man who screwed my white momma!

The 4Life Crew!
One hard wrestling site!

My Family Photo Album!

My Mom
Click above to see her!

My Ex-husband
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Kandace (me)
Click above to see moi!

My Pimp

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My son Bradley

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My sister Heather

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Kandace's Shack is a copyright of PimpHart productions June 1997.