This is me!
No,you are not seeing a Cabbage Patch Kid,it's only me...your friendly neighborhood
whoreburglar.I get more rides than a
flying monkey in Oz,but from what I hear...those monkeys smell better than I do. *sniff*
So anyway...come one,come all! Who needs a circus freak show when all you have to do is visit me at my Shack.
I'm cheaper than Billy Barty and more fun than a barrel of Ewoks!
HERE'S MY SPECIAL PICTURE...DOING WHAT I DO BEST!!