Some of the people I know tell me I was spawned from
Satan himself...but,no...it's just my white momma. She
was raised in the jungles of Africa and years later was
rescued by my soon-to-be-dad (he was hunting Africans).
They came to the USA..screwed like monkeys on crack,and
thus...I was born. But poor mom would find out years
later that my daddy was screwing just about anybody
during his years of travel (like
Mexicans,Canadians,Eskimos,Peter Ricans,Goats,etc.)
So who knows how many bros and sistas I have. But poor
mom,she just sits around the house,scratchin' her ass
and watching Webster on tv all day. Damn Webster all to hell...that's who she says she really wanted for a kid. She yells at me and says I remind her of Natalie from
Facts of Life...*sobbing* what did I do to get such
abuse from people...*crying* I just want some
respect...wait,I hear the Ice Cream man coming down the street...I gots to go! Mmmmmmmm...Nutty Buddys and Ice
cream man!
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My Mom!
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